What the Christ is going on. These leaders of all that is douche are representing my state?! This shit sucks. At least The Soprano’s was a good show. Now we have these fuckin’ jerk-offs and The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I’ll take Bon Jovi over these demented people. It’s like having Pauly Shore circa 1992 representing California. Whatever, I guess Wisconsin has cheese, Florida has oranges. At least we have people. (sort of)

I wish Mike Patton would put out more stuff like Mr. Bungle, Fantomas and the first two Tomahawk albums. Peeping Tom was good and it was nice to see Faith No More on their reunion tour but I’m not too big on the super-obscure albums like the third Fantomas release which is 1 track and sounds like 70 minutes of horror movie background noises and Mondo Cane where he sings in Italian backed by a full orchesta. I’d love him to get back to recording music like Bungle, Tomahawk and Fantomas.