Hey, green beer for me and all my friends.

GM has decided to take Pontiac out back and shoot it. So here’s a tribute to say good bye to an American legacy. Fly free, shitty car, fly free…..

Bacon Fever sweeps the nation!

Then I don’t need a jacket. Thanks Arthur.

I don’t know what’s going on today. Is the heat getting to us? This morning a woman calls me and says she’s having a problem with her laptop. I asked her if she called the IT Helpdesk and she said yes, but they aren’t in yet. So I said I could give it a shot. I walked to the other side of the building, went downstairs and met her in a conference room. Whatever problem she was having was beyond my expertise and I told her that. She said “Well, thanks for nothing.” WTF? Seriously? I dropped what I was doing, (nothing, really, but that’s not the point) and walked all the way over there to do something that isn’t even my job. That’s like if it was really hot in here and I called the guy who cooks the french fries in the cafeteria and asked him to turn on the air conditioning and he said he didn’t know how to so I punched him in the face and banged his sister. Same fuckin thing. I saw a few other people being really rude to each other later in the morning too.

I think we all need to take a lesson from Arthur. Lighten up! Come on! Then I don’t need a jacket?? What the hell is funny about that? Nothing! But check out Arthur! Dude looks like he’s at a Dane Cook concert! You know, sometimes it IS going to be hot pretty much everywhere. Nobody’s going to need a jacket and that’s the funniest shit I ever heard. Thanks Arthur.

Have a good Tuesday, ya mooks!

I started watching a video at boingboing this morning and then suddenly I realized that I know this dude! It’s always weird when something like that happens. So I thought I’d post it up here to give him a little more exposure, to the 5 or 6 people who check out this site occasionally. (even though I think he may have hooked up with my wife back when they were in college together) If you’re in San Francisco check out his show opening at 667 Shotwell this Friday. It’s located on Shotwell, I presume, at #667.