July 7, 2010

TIP O’ THE DAY

Filed under: Food — Tags: — posted by Bernie Enritz @ 9:14 am

If you stop the microwave before the time is up, hit the stop/clear button! That way people can see what time it is!


June 24, 2010

Did You Know Carrots Used To Be White, Yellow, Red And Purple Before Dutch People In The 1600’s Cultivated Orange Carrots As A Tribute To Army Leader William Of Orange?

Filed under: Food — Tags: , , — posted by Bernie Enritz @ 5:12 am

I can’t believe you didn’t know that. Idiot.


May 6, 2010

Wine and food pairing.

Filed under: Food — Tags: , , , , — posted by Bernie Enritz @ 8:02 am


April 26, 2010

Next time somebody says that you have dick breath just say, “No, that’s the cock flavored soup I had for lunch.” Problem solved.

Filed under: Food — Tags: , — posted by Bernie Enritz @ 5:58 am

took me way too long to come up with that title. ehh, whatev’s. lol!!1!


March 10, 2010

Faggots in the morning, faggots in the evening, faggots at suppertime!

Filed under: Food — Tags: , , — posted by Bernie Enritz @ 5:25 am

when ya got 6 faggots in gravy, you can eat faggots anytime!


February 24, 2010

I’ll have the fanny law the head of millet and a fragrant and hot misrepresent mouth frogs please.

Filed under: Food — Tags: , — posted by Bernie Enritz @ 6:33 am


February 1, 2010

Now with preservatives!!

Filed under: Food — Tags: , , — posted by Bernie Enritz @ 9:46 am

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