goodnight, sweet prince. you goddamn kids. every time you two show up i have trouble around here. what are you up to now? what are you horsing around with now? the first goddamn thing and i’m calling the police. goodbye and good luck. take that camera and shove it up your you-know-what. shove it up! all the way.

thanks to Sideway for the images.

then I don’t need a jacket. thanks Arthur.

Did you know the “Bell” part of Taco Bell was named after the founder? The Taco Titan? I didn’t either but he just died, I guess. RIP. I love tacos.

I used to have this record complete with the poster inside that Jello Biafra was arrested for distributing. My mother moved while I lived in California and all my records disappeared. Sucks ass.

This was the first punk album I ever owned. My friend in 7th grade gave me a recording of it. He accidentally recorded it so side A was really side B and vice versa. So I always think Jock-O-Rama is the first song on the album. It’s been confusing me for more than 20 years. (holy shit. that’s a long time ago. i’m old. that’s depressing.) Also I always liked side A (side B) way better than side B (side A).

Click here to check the Wikipedia page. Click here to see the extremely offensive poster they included with the original record. I still have a VHS tape somewhere of Ice T, Jello Biafra and Tipper Gore discussing music censorship on Donahue.

If you see my little brother, ask him what happened with all my records. He’ll say he didn’t do anything with them but I think he knows what happened. Now I can’t frame that picture and put it up in my living room.